A good whisky is like a sexy woman.
Long legs, smells good, strong, costs a pretty penny, bittersweet, even more bitter at the finish, warms you up inside, and gets you feeling all woozy.
A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
Oh, cool. Now…which is the molecule that makes her a heartless bitch?!?!
(Source: andrewbreitel)
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(Source: collita)
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(Source: whendiplomacyfails)
You get feelings, I get bitches.
Source: wangsta ass bitch on Jerry Springer (via kerrpoww)
Oh, gawd, I totally remember blogging a photo of this girl 4 years ago. She’s the infamous cupcake-tatoos-on-armpits girl (Seventy Arniotis). She’s gorgeous.
Damn…